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A white name for an asian whose parents wanted an easy name. A person who has NO manners and only bullies other people. Joannes are often mistaken for Joanna's who are more polite and intelligent. If you ever meet a Joanne make sure you run away. Or at least give it food. Joannes can also be mistaken as seagulls. They always have 'Cecilia's' chasing after them trying to 'civilise' them' but it never works so they join them. Joannes can f***k up your life, You either join them or fear them. If not you die. Be careful around Joannes and never fall for their fake niceness. They can hit you but you can't hit them.
Old Joannes own dim sim shops and go by the name Ling-Ling
Person 1: "Dude that girl just hit me"
Person 2: "That must be a Joanne. Run the other direction"
Person 1: "Dude that person keeps following me looking at my bread"
Person 2: "Man, Joannes hate butter put more butter on it"
Person 1: "Oh what are you on about I know a Joanne and she's really kind"
Person 2: "You probably have her mixed up with a Joanna"
Person 1: "Did you hear about that person who was pushed in front of a bus"
Person 2: "Yeah, they knew a Joanne"
Person 3: "Wow the world is scary these days"
Person 2: "If you ever see a Joanne run"
Person 1: "I feel like someone is looking at me when I sleep"
Person 2: "It's probably just a Joanne"
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The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.
History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("
"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
Ajaa's are secretly jamacian. They hide it because they don't want people saying "Ahh you're Jamacian-me-crazy" Ajaa's like to keep to themselves and summon demons. You can befriend an Ajaa but never betray one. They are amazing at summoning demons. Ajaas don't talk much but when they do it's probably something to do with her threatening your Life. Be aware of Ajaas.
Ajaaâs secret name is aju. Praise Aju
Person 1: "Dude that girl says shes not jamacian but looks so jamacian"
Person 2: "She's probably an Ajaa:
Person 1: "What is that weird Jamacian doing?"
Person 2: "Probably and Ajaa summoning demons"
Person 1: *Slaps an Ajaa*
Ajaa: *Unleashes Satan*
Person 1: *Kicks an Ajaa*
Ajaa: *Goes to them in their sleep and chants some black magic so that person turns into their minion*
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