Coochie Crusader

They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).

My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!

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Tow Rope

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.

My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope