Hyppo

A shortening of hypocrite meant to use as a descriptive noun for an individual who acts contrary to their publicized beliefs.

"You remember that park ranger that spoke at our Earth Day assembly yesterday? Well, my Mom saw him out in the woods talking obnoxiously loud on his cell phone and leaving beer bottles all over the forest floor! What a hyppo!"

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Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

Apologeez

A saying one can say when a sincere apology on your part is met with rebuttal / rejection. It can be used in scorn or sarcasm if the victim is in fact being annoyingly dramatic.

Bo: I'm sorry I jumped the shark. There was a trampoline and I was so pumped by my girlfriend and--
Jack: Yeah, you better be sorry, you ignorant prick! Thanks to you and your stupid waterskis, my Brucey-Wucey won't even be able to eat with planks in his mouth!
Bo: Apologeez… Forget I even tried.