gravesome

gravely awesome

Did you see how she was split in half? Gravesome!

Tobias'd

When something is too MK-related, it is biased. This is a reference to bias towards John Tobias.

You're monikering the auto accident a “Fatality”? Thats too Tobias'd.

fuckuum cleaner

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.

Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬

Sáminavian

Sámi + Scandinavian = Sáminavian

I'm not entirely Scandinavian nor just Sámi, I'm Sáminavian.

SARS-CoVfefe

Black liquid that contains caffeine and covid.

Ooohhh, my coffee - I mean covfefe - is delicious. Did you taste this SARS-CoVfefe yet?

archenema

enema cleansing while listening to Archenemy

This enema is shit. It's like archenema!

Loldova

Moldova is the least interesting country in terms of attracting tourists. That's why it's LOLdova.

❝My vacation was boring AF.❞ —Where'd you go to? LOLdova?