Bree

Boys don't go cheating on this one she'll cut your ball sack off

Fred: oh man tony I cheated on bree

Tony: bad decision
Fred: I know right she cut my balls off

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Bella

A beautiful sweet girl. But if you mess with her shits going down

Tom: hey Melanie you know bellas in town?
Melanie: bitches better hide their children

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Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog