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Nugger

A cute, and simaltaniously edgy name for chicken nuggets.

Man: Yeah, I'll have a number 3 and a 10-piece nuggers, extra sauce

Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.

Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.

Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.

Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*

by 🐺 January 21, 2020

121πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Meatfart

The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.

Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny

by 🐺 August 26, 2017

55πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Manifesto

A written document prepared by a single person, intended to garner attention towards a specific topic or issue.

Associated infamously with the ramblings of a fanatical zealot or crazed madman, a manifesto can take the form of an autobiography, essay, or critique by the author, and may be published or sent to a public media source.

The school shooter prepared his manifesto with a meticulous ferver, hoping to share his fallible ideology with the world.

by 🐺 November 11, 2018

62πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Fed

Short for federal, referring to an employee or agency of the federal government. Traditionally associated with the FBI, a fed, or the feds (not to be confused with the Fed), can typically be used when referencing any formal apparatus of the federal government. Informally, fed can be used as a derogatory insult for an untrustworthy or un-loyal individual.

The feds audited the business and monitored their regulatory practices.

That boy gives me a weird feeling, he a fed.

by 🐺 June 25, 2023

75πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.

Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

by 🐺 May 1, 2019

383πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž