splooge

when a man ejaculates with excessive facial expression

Keith: I'm gonna ,i'm gonna..... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Sarah: Bro wtf why u splooge in me now i gon have a bebe

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sapnU puaS

A way of asking a girl to send nudes, but upside down.

Larry: sapnU puaS
Sue: what?
Larry: Flip your phone upside down bitch.

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T-pose Tuesday

A momentous day of the week.

Alan: OMG its fucking tueaday
Bill: T-pose Tuesday?!
Alan: Too fucken' right it is
*They both snap into a T pose*
*Cinematic BWOOOOOON*

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beesechurger

A glitch in the Matrix.

Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies

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