Eagle Punch

Please refer to the definition of the Falcon Punch - this is the same thing except worse. The Eagle Punch is when somebody punches you in the ass or in the vagina so hard it sends you soaring above the clouds. It gives you such tremendous pain that you can't even enjoy the eagle eye's view of the land as you fall to the Earth's surface.

Al may have falcon punched me, but I eagle punched him back and he has not recovered since. I hope he will be able to walk again soon!

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Ostrich

n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es

1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.

"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"

"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."

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nastia

A badass Russian chick.

"There goes nastia!"

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