slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

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Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

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Piswanjango

1) A mexican beer in 'Dusk till Dawn' that tastes like piss, because they piss in it.

2) Piswanjango being a fine quality skunk. The type that smokes well and makes you laugh a lot.

Smokin de Piswanjango like dey do in de Congo

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bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

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yosh

A favorite exclamation of Dr. Eggman.

"Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!"

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stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

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Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

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