Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

12👍 51👎

Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.

For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.

15👍 5👎

Sakuya Kumashiro

One of the least popular characters on any Tenchi Muyo series. Almost NOBODY likes her. Probably because of the fact that she's annoying towards the beginning of Tenchi in Tokyo.

"My name is Sakuya! I think we're gonna be good friends, you're kinda cute!"

15👍 19👎

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

38👍 43👎

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

68👍 147👎

spang

Generally bad, broken or otherwise ruined.

The server cluster went completely spang today and I had to spend hours fixing it.

4👍 17👎

tutiberg

haha i broke ur nose