Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

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shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

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shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

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screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

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nobsack

a person who is not being very sensible .

for christs sake luke .... grow up and stop being such a NOBSACK.

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puddin-footed

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

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Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

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