windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."

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it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

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dicka-licka

an asshole. some who's acting like a big dick.

shut the hell up you dicka-licka

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neener

description for a pet dog, typically a keeshound.

Hey Neener! You're so cute, I love you Neener.

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laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

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Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

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religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

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