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smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by Tom July 27, 2004

47πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by Tom August 2, 2003

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by Tom August 4, 2003

22πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 9, 2004

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004


oats

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

by Tom January 18, 2004

32πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by Tom September 19, 2004

2862πŸ‘ 1772πŸ‘Ž