eisley

The goddamn coolest, down ass bitch in town, bebe.

Eisley and Salad like to mingle with the natives.

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B3t

When someone bets so hard that they rupture the space-time continuum and makes a black hole.

B3T

frosted

1.) acting high, crazy or hyper

2.) something that's cool

1.) we got frosted at the party last night

OR

2.) that shirt is frosted

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Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

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lowdown dirty

Beneath repute; skeevy; skanky; shady; sordid; nasty; dirty; contemptuous; deceitful

The buyer's realtor tried to make a lowdown dirty offer.

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Pave-Piece

Pavement. The paved ground of a sidewalk or parking lot.

Yo, G-Wizza, you should open up that car soon, the pave-piece is burnin' my feet-skies.

silver fox

an older gentleman with grey pubic hair.

not until i was on my knees did i realize he was actually a silver fox.

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