Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

Bitch Pigeon

Adj. Used to describe a person who is being a complete whimp or is easily bossed around.

Chris didn't come out tonight as his girlfriend said not to. Chris is a Bitch Pigeon.

Gucci

An expensive P.O.S. that people buy to feel they have money

look at that fool trying to be a playa in his wanna be azz gucci

Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

bomb-diggity

1. Sound expressed when in total amazement and excitement

2. person who is super cool and awesome

3. A miniature robot that digs for bombs

4. a pokemon, cousin of diglet

you're my bomb-diggity. that means you like digging for bombs.

kick the can

to die; to terminate

That old man kicked the the can in prison last week.

rift opener

A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.

The rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.