Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

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Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

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daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.

Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.

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Bitch Pigeon

Adj. Used to describe a person who is being a complete whimp or is easily bossed around.

Chris didn't come out tonight as his girlfriend said not to. Chris is a Bitch Pigeon.

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Gucci

An expensive P.O.S. that people buy to feel they have money

look at that fool trying to be a playa in his wanna be azz gucci

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Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

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bomb-diggity

1. Sound expressed when in total amazement and excitement

2. person who is super cool and awesome

3. A miniature robot that digs for bombs

4. a pokemon, cousin of diglet

you're my bomb-diggity. that means you like digging for bombs.

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