The Ancient Ones

The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.

From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.

The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.

Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.

Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.

The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.

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madre fucka

This term is simply taking the word mother and saying it in Spanish and adding the slang word for fucker at the end. This is obviously a spin off of mother fucker, but it is just a funnier way of saying it.

"What in the shit suck is happ'nin' madre' fucka?"

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happier than a pig in shit

to be very happy, lovin life.

That fat bitch in mcdonalds is happier than a pig in shit

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punani

1) Hawaiian word for an unhygenic (stanky) female
2) a sacred word used to warn other men of your mistakes

make your best godzilla face, point your arm, and scream "PUUUUUU-NAAAAAA-NIIIIII!!!"

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waffling

To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.

When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.

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sbenisball

A word that was completely made up by Yoyle HQ in #change-a-letter, a weird combination between "Snowball" and "Tennis Ball"

"Wanna play snow tennis?"
"Yeah! Do you know where the sbenisballs are?"

God fucker

Christians and people who base their beliefs on the Bible.

All of you Christians are God fuckers. I cannot wait to go to hell!

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