freedom fries

a gay ass politically correct name for french fries.

i shove freedom fries up my ass

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brilla

mix between brilliant and thrilla
meanink fukn wickid!!

that waz hell BRILLA!!

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Hangina

A lampshade made from cloth material, which is pointy at the top and is labelled: "Hangina".

"Hey! It's a hangina."
"It's a hanging."

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pretty kitty

A felin that loves his owner but will put a paw up if he is felling down.

Hey pretty kitty(put's paw in owners face)!!!!!!!!

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no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

S.T.Diesed

full of S.T.D.'s

She was S.T.Diesed and now I have herpes.

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ugmo

a krazy slut who tried 2 get wid sum 1 outa her leage at a movie marathon

god damn that ugmoz tryin 2 hook in!!

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