asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

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scant

another word for broke or not having any money

I cant go out tonight, Im scant

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pucker factor

The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.

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ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

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bya

bye...goodbye...i'm leaving your sorry ass

bob's wife said "biya" before she got her shit and left.

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mud road

anus,bum,pooper,poop shute......

when the red rivers flowing take the
"MUD ROAD"

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hit on

When a person, usually a male, calls out to, follows, etc. a female to get her number or take her home to bang her.

Male: "HEY MA!"
*Girl walks on*
"HEY, SEXY! HEY, GIRL! YOU STILL NOT GONNA TALK?!"

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