guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

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Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

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Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

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split ya wig

v. To cause someone grievous cranial harm

"Yo that foo be stuntin on dis block...Im'onna grip my steel and SPLIT that homie's wig"

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hubba rock

crack rock, cocaine.

yo break me off a piece of that hubba rock.

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run dmc

great group

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herman's hermits

a band like the beatles, only alot better.

herman's hermits rule.

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