Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

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Communist Manifesto

Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.

Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.

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Pervert

Someone who takes everything other people say in a way that makes them feel very tingly inside.

1) Me.

2) My best friend.

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Frances Bean Cobain

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter born in '93.

Frances looks just like her father.

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omghi2u

Used to make fun of the person it's being said to, a mimicry of 11-year-old girls talking on AIM.

Tard: "i was like walking to the store and this really hot chick was like 'omg, i r like u', and i was like sex0rd her"

Everyone "omghi2u"

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prep guys

hott guys who can play lacrosse and beat landons ass

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smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

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