Slurpy

An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.

Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"

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56k

something poor people use to connect to the interweb. It's slow as shit and uses a phone modem. It forces you to do this strange "dialing up" thing before you get on.

I have 56k. I am on welfare. I use AOL.

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fucked up

Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.

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jism

Indian word meaning "body"

The movie Jism with Bipasha

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NWA

Not Without Asswelts

Marge: "Where's Bart?? He snuck out to that rap concert!"
Homer: (removes belt) "Well, if he did, he'll be NWA. Not Without Asswelts."

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poo + poo

a good 2 seater soprts car that is ruined cause they thought it was a good idea to put 4 seats in it...it wasnt.

yo dude, check out my poo + poo that can't beat yoouuuu !

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firefreek

When the length of the male genetal is greater in width than length. A real firefreek, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their firefreek syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon

OMG! Is that a firefreek from RSC!

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