Zaynie

A Simp for him

Zaynie simps for him

Canned Jap

A Jap placed in a can for America's convenience

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ponderific element

Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder.

Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired.
Nick: why?
Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you?
Nick: Ummm, whatever
Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves}
Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that.

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Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

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smackeye

A person with the eyes of a junkie. By curious coinsidence, also commonly found to have a cheesedick.

Briggsy ur a smackeye

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qlen

a weird creature that lives on a tree. normally used as target practice for shotgun.

I saw a qlen last night outside my window.

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hellfish

A complete idiot.
One having not a shred of intelligence.

That was dumb, but not Hellfish dumb.

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