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Ron Jeremy

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

by Nik January 30, 2004

986πŸ‘ 290πŸ‘Ž


jak off

beating your meat

masturbating

by Nik September 23, 2003

44πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Phlyght

I real cool band from IVC, good mates with the band 'Zikonium' Play lots of heavy rock music.

Nik, Sam, Mike, Dana.
"wow phlyght just made me change my pants"

by Nik December 13, 2003

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


penani

male version of punani

Yo i got major penani the other night at that house party

by Nik February 17, 2005

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


S-E-X

Something all men want and all women can get !

Man - do you want to have sex

Woman - not until i want it

by Nik November 20, 2003

639πŸ‘ 285πŸ‘Ž


Ubermaaf

Word used to express an apology
A Very apologetic expression
Derived from 'maaf' (ma-af) from malay language, combined with 'Super' Uber

Ubermaaf man, I didn't mean it okay?
Ubermaaf man, are you okay?

by Nik October 2, 2004

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 5, 2015