Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

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Beat your Meat

slap your pork

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Dirty Russian

Getting a bj while pissin in the sluts mouth

I couldn't help my overactive bladder, so i dirty russianed that chick.

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ruffus

amazing in every way!

Ruffus is da bomb!

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holy cow

beef commonly used in sacrifice rituals

Now for the holy cow

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vagibelch

See queef

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fuQ

fuQ is basically "FUCK YOU"

You know what, fuQ!!

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