music

Music, as you know it, sucks. Music is not a recording. Music is not a band or any musicians (most modern musicians, mainly guitarists, bassists, and drummers, suck anyway). Real music does not have to be recorded. Real music is written down in standard notation, but since most modern music is too horrible to be written down, and since most musicians can't read music at all, it doesn't even matter. Music continues to suck.

Ask a so-called "musician" these days to recite the circle of fifths, order of flats, or even the key of Cmaj. He probably won't be able to do it. Once people stop becoming classical musicians, music is screwed forever.

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eastie

Yuppie, found on east side: never ventures to the west.

"yo, that dude and eastie. werd."

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schmau

something used to fill words in
expression of joy
used during boredum

shes a freaking schmau in bed,
SCHMAU!!! :)
mother f*ing schmau

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Penny whore

A whore whose rate is a penny, but is often used loosely to mean any whore in the $0.0001 - $1.0000 range.

Last night I got 5 goes with Shuai for a cent-- man, what a penny whore!

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BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

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cowbell

no definition. this site just needs more cowbell.

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Huck

In Mountain Biking terms to jump off/drop from a hight to flat land

a large 'drop off'

He Stacked hucking from a ledge

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