omghi2u

The bumper sticker on my new aircraft carrier.

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omghi2u

Something those faggot GenMayers say all the goddamn time.

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buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

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butt monkey

A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.

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butt monkey

1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."

1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!

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buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

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bumpkins

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

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