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An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.
I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.
These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.
a. A spin off movie of Godzilla.
b. The last name of a godlike cs player
If you see someone with the last name "Gappa" bow down, for they own you.