Ford Taurus

See Piece of shit.

Pity me, for I drive a Ford Taurus.

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Semi On

The Man With One Eyebrow

Semi On si drnka agian.

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Orange Tic-Tacs

The most addictive food ever created.

Jimmy's vomit is orange because he had so many orange tic-tacs.

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monkorn

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of small blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes, especially herpes simplex or herpes zoster.

Dude, wheres your monkorn?

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booty

Another word for ass

good god she has a nice booty

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booty

a huge amount of treasure

I am a pirate with loads of booty

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holy

Used to exagerate the feeling of surprise.

Holy Shit!
Holy Fuck!
Holy Mackerel!
Holy mutha fucka!
Holy fuckin shit!

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