K-Mart

A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.

"K-Mart Sucks, Ray"

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Pedophilia

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

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eurofag

A male who dresses stylishly in typical young European style (e.g. too-tight shirt, complicated shoes, rarely wears jeans or sneakers). May be an actual European, but usually an American poseur. See metrosexual

Before "Queer Eye" we called metrosexuals eurofags

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albite

In your face or bring it on

Albite me you old goon.

mega almy

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

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crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

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CD-R

The most popular means of copying music, games, graphics, programs and digital information in the modern computer age. Now more popular than cassettes.

At Best Buy they are selling Memorex CD-R's for $4.99 after a $10 rebate!

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