WYASH

Wow your are so hot

you know what mike? WYASH!

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Schuylkill

1. A river in southeast Pennsylvania, dividing Philadelphia into West Philly and Center City. It's a tributary of the Delaware.

2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.

Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".

The eastbound Schuylkill's backed up at the Conshohocken curve, with a gaper delay slowing things down from Montgomery to Girard.

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shane company

that damn diamond company that has those stupid radio commercials that are the exact same every time. "now you have a friend i the diamond business..."

I'm getting tired of these 'shane company' commercials, I've heard the same one for 15 years!

ICBR

Intercontinental ballistic rizz.

It's derived from the acronym ICBM, meaning "intercontinental ballistic missile", but the word missile is replaced with the word rizz.

Guy #1: "Dude! I just scored that girl Melanie yesterday!"
Guy #2: "Damn, bro! You got ICBR!"

orgasm

peak of sexual stimulation/excitement. can be achieved through mastorbation or sexual intercourse.

oh yeah!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! dont stop that feels good!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!

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Orange Fizzy

one of the best god damn, mother fucking, funny ass web-comics... ok, its really not the "best" but its good. If you ever come across it i ask you give it a look see and enjoy your time there... and if not, fuck you too buddy, fuck you too

I went to orangefizzy.com and it was so good I came in my pants, twice!

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DesorteD

He, who is gonna own u

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