ebonics

The langizzle of da shizzles from da hood.

English Phrase:Nice Sneakers!
Ebonics equivalent: Drop them Nike off yo' fizzle for i bust a cap in ya'

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

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deez nutz

What you do not have

YOU: Have you played that new game?
FRIEND: what new game?
YOU: Deez Nutz

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Snizzle D O Double Gizzle

Snoop Dogg Byach!

Fo' shizzle
Fo' Rizzle
It's the mutha fuckin D O Double Gizzle.

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mx

A shortened form of the word motocross.

MX Action Mag kicks ass.

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iono

This is a lazy way of saying the phrase "I don't know," possible when your mouth is full.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Iono bro, hit me up later."

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bojangles

KFC knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than KFC, Popeye's or Church's ever dreamed of being.

English: Bo-JANG-les
Spanish: Bo-HAN-glaze
High-Falutin': Bo-JEAN-glay (JEAN as in Jean-Luc Picard).

Let's go to Bo-JEAN-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days.

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