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When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion.
I was getting brains from this stripper, and the filthy whore jabber jawed my shit. I didn't know what to do.
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anything given to you by someone that hates you.
"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."
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Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.
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to be dorky in scandalous proportion
when they went to the restaurant they ordered scandalorky potatoes
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A group of small rodents, famous for mass migrations where huge numbers of them will move from place to place, sometimes ending in all of them drowning.
In the game "Lemmings", if you're not careful, all the lemmings will walk right off the cliff and go Splat or drown.
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The name of a popular childrens cereal.
NOW with chocolate P-Diddys!!!!
Damn this bowl of Puff Daddy sure is good, now that there's some P-Diddys in it, its GRRRREAT!
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