notch

(noun) - the bridge of skin between the testicles and the anus. See also taint and grundle.

It's notch yer ass and it's notch yer balls!

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shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

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tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

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gay-drian

Gaydrian is a man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. Much like a Metro Sexual, he spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.

Upon returning from Bed Bath and Beyond, Gadrian indulged in a glass of wine and sat down to watch his favorite shows "The O.C." and "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy".

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feminist

Obviously a person who is completely misunderstood by all the people who have posted definitions previous to this one.

A person who believes in egalitarianism; social, economic, and legal rights granted equally to men and women, without putting a person or a group of persons at a disadvantage because of gender, race/ethnicity, religion, sexuality, and class.

A person who understands that women's issues go beyond a western framework and include but are not limited to poverty, racism, globalization, health, colonialism, war, and economics.

HE is a feminist because he realizes that in times of war women are at a higher risk of sexual harassment, such as rape, than in times of non-conflict.

HE is a feminist because he realizes that not every woman finds him attractive and doesn't take it personally when his advances are not received well and refrains from calling women bitches and lesbians because of it.

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Joey-D

A fly-ass cat who after recieving a small amount of coke, will even blow your penis for you. Even due to this action, he is still good with the ladies. Not.

Hey, Joey-D, stop sucking my penis and go be good with the ladies.

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hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

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