umbd

Not using common sense, forgetting things.

Them: I forgot to put my keys in the ignition when starting the car.

You: You're umbd!

4👍 6👎

busy

Attempting to seem important, and not being shy about it.

I'm so busy that I can't keep up with all my phone calls and emails! I am so important.

269👍 118👎

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

turi

An extream sarcastic child that likes to frequently use periods.

Today turi was a jerk.

18👍 24👎

ArSaL

See wordgod/word.

I pray to ArSaL.

15👍 25👎

faith

An unexplainable security penetration performed by an anonymous intruder. Also, highly classified black operations are considered Faith, as there is no guarantee of success despite perfect planning, reconnaisance and training.

The hacker penetrated with faith alone.

7👍 55👎