vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

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Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

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Dirty nightlight

When a guy and girl are fucking and come across a nightlight that could be used as a butt plug

Damn I heard that they figured out what a dirty nightlight was last night

doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

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spabba

The flap of skin between yo nuts and your anus.

SPA-ce B-etween your B-alls and A-ss

See chode

Pavey is a total fucking spabba.

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Scobie face

The act of at least 6 prostitutes shitting in a bucket and pouring it over a john's face by his request.

Chris paid $2000 to be Scobie Faced the night before his wedding.

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coerce the don

When the manic disrobes and valenzates the muzon's sister in the kitchen, while the muzon is presumed dead.

"The muzon is dead" yelled chains, as Manic coerced the don in an adjacent room.

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