Eighth Graders

A group of hot girls that they may be younger than they look or act.

Damn, Ken those eighth graders are fine.But be careful, looks can be disceiving.

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nine

Refers to any pistol, usually automatic as opposed to revolver, whose barrel's girth is 9 millimeters.

I was packing my nine for protection.

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U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

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five star

I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?

Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher

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drowning head

An extreme type of sinking head. VERY wide and narrow. Similar to Arnold's head on the cartoon "Hey, Arnold!" Known to drown; very dense.

"Hey, Arnold!"
"What?"
"You have a drowning head!"
"Really? Then, dump me in the river and see if I really drown!"
"Okay!"
Arnold drowns and dies, much to the dismay of Helga.

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set

Used commonly as "sets", in the plural form to describe big "sets" of waves that are formed usually breaks after one another. Slang term used by surfers to alert another surfer about the bigger-than-average waves.

Oi! There's sets comin'! go go go!

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Gih

A simpler form of the word "gay" expressing disappointment. Usually spoken when one does not wish to fully pronounce the word gay because it requires too much effort. May be drawn out into a longer form to express extreme disappointment (Ex.: Giiiiiiih)

Greg: Yo Curtis isn't here again, we're gonna fuckin lose.
Daniel: Gih.
Greg: And i can't play cuz i'm sick.
Daniel: Giiiiiiiiiiih.

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