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emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by Daniel October 4, 2004

103πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


beretta

Make of gun from Italy - the US military uses their pistols. You see them in movies all the time.

It was all going fine until he pistol-whipped me with his Beretta.

by Daniel December 25, 2002

69πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


shens

The area between the ballox sack and the buttox hole... as defined by doughy... Pbnation.com

"Stab him in his shens"

by Daniel February 26, 2005

18πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž


scullymac

Scullymac is a typical Oral Sex Whore

What's up Scullymac?

by Daniel April 26, 2005

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


nosexual

The definition of No-sexual might be known, but only has effect on Ben "uvula" Rosen, and Daniel "carnage" Sturdivant, the meaning the term "No-Sexual" is: To be alone forever. We've learned to accept that girls are stupid as fuck, and we will be alone on this god forsaken earth forever.

We are the "nosexuals" please step imo tbh cya.

by Daniel May 17, 2004

15πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


DraftCity

- A great website about the NBA draft

- The best basketball site around

- The home of future stars in the worlds of scouting, journalism, and medicine

Hey, go to DraftCity for all your draft info!

Fran F from ESPN LOVES DraftCity.

by Daniel July 5, 2004

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by Daniel June 18, 2004

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž