Daniel

Daniel is a great guy with a massive dick. He is great at sex and treats his girlfriend right. He is a skinny but fit guy who will grow up as a professional CrossFit athlete. He will also have a job in the medical industry, making big money and marrying the girl of his dreams that he asked out during middle school and declined. Daniel is also charming, funny, confident, friendly, and most of all hot. If you ever meet a Daniel don't miss the chance to hang out with him .

Girl 1: Have you met Daniel yet??

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: Come, let me introduce you.

kow

Always Owned by Enduro|

"Shit I got owned"
"Must have been Enduro|"

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badunkadunk

an noun describing the large size of one's "ghetto booty"; junk in da trunk

check out dat hoe's badunkadunk

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glenvar

A stupid school with stupid people. All of them except me need to go to hell :)

Glenvar High people are the crap of society.

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crackdog

LORD CRACKDOG LOWENBOROW THE FIRST has officialy explained that he is the greatest crack feind of our era , HEVEN REPRESENT

hey lord crackdog hows it going you sexy bitch

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pikles

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.


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From Greek mron, neuter of mros, stupid, foolish.
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mo·ronic (m-rnk, mô-) adj.
mo·roni·cal·ly adv.
moronism or mo·roni·ty (m-rn-t, mô-) n.

Pikles you are such a moron

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red sox

a group of fat pigs that didnt deserve to win shit.. They all were disgusting lookin' with there long hair and crap. Oh yeah, congrats on winning the WS... AFTER 86 FRICKEN YEARS. no matter what u say, the Yankees are better; 26 rings to what? 3?

Man 1 - You going to watch opening night on Sunday?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.

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