creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes

She had some creamy toes when i got done

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Decemberween

A holiday that coincides with our Christmas. It is celebrated in Free Country USA. On Decemberween, everybody sits down to enjoy a feast of bunny, (except Marzipan) and everyone gives gifts to each other(ideally Deep Impacts).

2001=The best/worst Decemberween ever.

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Oak Bay

A municipality near Victoria, British Columbia, Canada, which is mainly populated by wealthy pensioneers who probably still think that Canadian flag is the Red Ensign, and would probably wear orange on Saint Patrick's Day.

I'm going down to Oak Bay to have tea and polite conversation with Sir William Tosswottom.

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mud-wrestling

a pool of mud in which two beutiful women wrestle each other

i'm of to the mud-wrestling contest

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cellardoor

I agree with both of you but i think the point was more the complexity and multiple meanings of the joining of these two words, which was also the cause of its beauty

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bully

A person who makes fun of others based on their own insecurities about life.

Man that big ugly bully makes fun of all of the smaller ugly people.

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Mat Night

What people in the West-Island call Devil's Night (the night before Halloween). It got it's name because people steal door mats and do switcheroos. It is also the night people go around TPing trees and other mischief is caused.

I woke up this morning after mat night and my doormat was missing. I found it the next week three blocks down.

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