apple

a shitty computer used only by losers who need to stop sucking bill gates penis

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54👍 128👎

castrate

to get your balls cut off

my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.

525👍 171👎

hydo

fatass, smelly buck toothed girl with a big gut and small feet. Favorite pasttime: eating food, burping, farting,licking...food

yo, check out that smell? Whurr da Hydo AT???!

5👍 11👎

thoncc

A combo of using two c's instead of a k sound and the "thonk" meme. The strongest version there is of the classic "thonk". You simply cannot beat this.

a lone man: "whom the fucketh is that man?"

lone man number 2: "t h o n c c"

lone man 1: *dies instantly, the thoncc was too stroncc*