moofus

1) to be used as a synonym for "dork" "dweeb" "geek" or "doofus."
2) can be used as an affectionate pet name.

1) "Did you just spill your milk all over yourself? You're such a moofus..."
2) My little sister is a moofus.

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devil

A devil (often spelled "devul" or shortened to "dev") is a young male who is enrolled in hockey, packs chew, and tends to be unintelligent.

Johnny: Hey devul, 'sup?
Brandon: Not much, y'gotta dip, dev?
Johnny: nah, s'rry devul, ask Juddy.

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poju

1. A poor hebrew
2. Walter

1. He's a poju. He can never afford anything.

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Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

padwan

Jedi apprentice, grasshoppa, n00b

Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.

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bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

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Wimp Lo

When a guy goes limp out of the blue.

Dude #1 So, how'd the check up go? Was she a hot number?

Dude #2......

Dude #1Dude, you didn't WIMP LO, did ya?

Dude #2Yea...the nurse was a he.

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