deek

A family friendly way to say the word for male genetalia 😊

OMG look at his deek ! / His deek is wrinkly

Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

what's with the socks

A term to ask what is the new occurances in the life of a friend, instead of "what's up"

See plain old white socks

John: "Hey Joe, what's with the socks?"
Joe: "Plain old white ones today."

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poju

1. A poor hebrew
2. Walter

1. He's a poju. He can never afford anything.

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Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

Wimp Lo

When a guy goes limp out of the blue.

Dude #1 So, how'd the check up go? Was she a hot number?

Dude #2......

Dude #1Dude, you didn't WIMP LO, did ya?

Dude #2Yea...the nurse was a he.

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PINK

Passive Income No Kids.
The true goal in life. Better than a DINK.

Marcia Roy on Succession is not a PINK since Logan died, because she technically has a son...