bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

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Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

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AOL disk

A fun thing to put in your microwave.

Look at the pretty colours!

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Boof

Short for or referring to one's boyfriend

'How's your boof?'
'He's doing alright'

padwan

Jedi apprentice, grasshoppa, n00b

Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.

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Slut Shower

When you are in a rush so you wash your various body parts while hunched over a sink

Gotta run, guess I'll take a slut shower

roger combs

Father of Benji and Joel Madden. I have tracked down this man and given him $500 and a pat on the back.

The reason Joel is so Ghetto and Benji is so hardcore.

Oh look, Good Charlotte have written another song about there father walking out on them on Christmas eve. I wonder what Good Charlotte would write songs about if their dad didn't leave them?

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