slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13

my little sister is big slampiglet

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ocd

1) operational concept description.
2) a bullshit paper assignment for graduate software management courses.
3) a list of stakeholders, the current system, and proposed system.
4) a paper which no one seems to really know anything about

the OCD is due tomorrow and you don't even know what it is!

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Yeed

The pilgrims and indians traded expressions with wine, whiskey and a piece pipe.
noun: to be drunk, high, lifted, cocked, gassed, pissed, blazed, rocked, stuck, mangled, stoned, hammered, chink eyed, crushed, blasted, junk, banged-up, intoxicated, innebriated, or luggage.

I drank a 40, took a bong hit and smoked an L on the way to work today. How yeed? So YEED!

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two bagger

ugly girl

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Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth

This bread is very claggy.

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Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

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