Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

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St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.

LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.

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atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

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yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

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God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

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lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

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make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

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