Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

96👍 79👎

Jears

Taking too long, being a jerk, freak or a@@hole. Not understanding or a failure to realize the obvious.

Stop taking Jears and get over here.

Damn man, you are so Jears,

7👍 160👎

Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

15965👍 7449👎

Kingwood

The lands of the Kings, located in Texas. Most people see it as a snobby place, but it isnt. It is the home to the MFA's Godfather.

Buenos Noches

39👍 132👎

1492

lags

he lags up this server

10👍 23👎

cunnilingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.

9503👍 2224👎

fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

500👍 230👎