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traveling bizmark

while girl gives oral sex in a moving automobile you slam on the brakes, causing her face to violently bash the steeringwheel. when she looks up to sceam in pain bust the fatty load right into her already busted up eye. resulting in a traveling bizmark.

by anonymous October 26, 2003

20πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Mercutio

Sentry gun repair man :D

by anonymous September 15, 2003

14πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


kefalos

to be one of great sexiness

Kefalos is a sex god!

by anonymous April 15, 2003

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bowwow

bowwow is sexy and a fine boy

by anonymous October 27, 2003

31πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Beavis and Butthead

Two of the funniest cartoon characters ever; got screwed over by MTV (the bastards).

Butthead: Hey Beavis!
Beavis: What?
Butthead: He said screwed! Huh huh huh!
Beavis: Mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Boiiiiinnggg!

by anonymous May 17, 2003

613πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


elsieandjoshua

happiness.

by anonymous July 22, 2003

10πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


gto

Gas tires and oil.

by anonymous May 19, 2003

27πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž