SouthWest Texas State

The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.

Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.

13👍 15👎

wirelessing

Staying at places that you know have WiFi access at all hours of the day.

I stayed at the university past 1am surfing the internet.

4👍 2👎

ambulance chaser

A lawyer who specializes in injury cases. Called an ambulance chaser beacuse that's how they find there clients.

No one takes his lawyer seriously. He's just an ambulance chaser.

7👍 4👎

Goochy

The vaginal openi ylo ;i7.-08yt,0lt87o0l0y

9👍 68👎

des nalgona

a girl with no ass, flat ass

Ella no tiene nada, es una des nalgona

10👍 29👎

sourjotinalyn

four HOT girlz who are total BITCHES who hate typicals and broads. Who gets in each otherz nerves every fuckin day.

i am a sourjotinalyn.

nose hair

A haven for the crabs VD lice.

"...After what? Which Mexy Queer would buy you pussy Corona beer. After you suck a crabby dick, and give that scabby asshole a clean lick?? I heard that you've got herpes in the dariare an crabs in the nose hair!"
-Simon Legree

6👍 15👎