oregon house

A place where some people are happy and others are not. Also, Brian and Eric grew up there

-Hey, I hear there's a wicked party in oregon house tonight.

-Yeah, let's not go. Didn't Brian and Eric grow up there?

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wagwarn

hello

wagwarn mate

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handjob

The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.

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handjob

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.

There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.

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handjob

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

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Hand job

wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??

wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine

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Hot Shit

A steaming pile of excretion.

man: "Agatha, what shall we have for breakfast this morning?"
woman: "Spotted goat dicks with hot shit dipping sauce my dear."
man: "Lovely and refreshing."

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