ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes and shit in my pants.

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Quief

A pussy fart.

I fucked my girlfriend, then she quifed.

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Quief

When a fart comes out of a womens vagina!

This site is so funny it made Brooke Quief

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rocket

Head Job

She gave me a rocket

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fugawi

where the fuck are we

i am a memeber or the fugawi indian tribe

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Urban Assault

Noun:
A group of adolescents that hail from northern Massachusetts who enjoy taking part in haggard activities

Verb:
The act of causing neighborhood chaos, rowdiness, etc.

"I heard UA was out last night, that explains why I saw a burning heartagram, and my car has no more emblems on it."

"Man, my house was totally assaulted last night, i powerwashed the paintballs and eggs off this morning."

"Lets go Urban it up."

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Hailie Jade

Hailie Jade Scott. The daughter of Eminem and Kim Mathers. She was born on Christams day and is a very cute little girl.

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